Hey, you made it! Welcome to my little corner of the Web. As someone who lives on the cutting edge of everything cool, I've decided to create a Blog in an effort to spread my wit and wisdom to the yearning masses. Here, you can crack open a beer, put your feet up, and enjoy some comics and comments by your old buddy Pappy!
You don't even have to be wearing pants, I'm not. Pants are what comes between you and scratching that itch, know what I mean? Sure they're fine for all those fancy Wall Street types, but fuck those guys! Around here we do what regular guys do, and sometimes that includes not wearing pants.
Now before we get started, a few ground rules to be observed:
Rule #1 - Expect spelling errors, bad punctuation, and grammatical travesties. I'm not some high-minded literary elitist! Around here we're just regular folk, and regular folk make mistakes. Not too many though, cause then you're a fuck-up, and nobody likes a fuck-up, I'm looking at you, guy who chose a career in Retail Management.
Rule#2 - Expect to be offended. Sooner or later I say or do something to piss off just about anybody or everybody and that's okay, you have a right to be offended by stuff that offends you, just don't expect me to give a shit.
Rule#3 - Is not really a rule. Feel free to leave comments and heap praise upon me, I eat that shit up! Also, Ladies I am considering accepting Groupies for the 2017 season, leave a photo, and tell me why I should consider you for the position.
Well, that's about it. Now how about some comics?
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